You know your a mom IF......

You know your a mom if you have ever washed your make up off with baby wash (it actually works really good and if you get it in your eyes it doesn't hurt. My little beauty tip)
You know your a mom if you know that Sesame Street is on at midnight.
You know your a mom if you have ever picked someone else's nose.
You know your a mom if you have a audience when you go to the bathroom and they clap for you when your done.
You know your a mom if you have ever clapped for someone else when they go to the bathroom.
You know your a mom if you have ever had to seriously ask "Is that poop or chocolate?"
You know your a mom if you have ever smelled something to find out if it is poop or chocolate.
You know your a mom if you have play dough stuck to the bottom of your shoe.
You know your a mom if you have ever found a dirty diaper under your pillow when you are going to bed.